Total Medals Earned: 55 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,085 Points
Medals Earned: 10/13 (215/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/185 points)
Complete the game
Collect all the gold
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Don't die
Don't kill any grunts
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 6/16 (135/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Win the race.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes